How to make the reader whisper “tell me more” in your ear…

One of the unwritten cardinal sins in the U.S. is... ...Invading someone's personal space. It's like farting in an elevator or double dipping at a party - JUST DON'T DO IT. So when I was in a Brazilian grocery store and a man in a monkey costume invaded my personal space... ...He ended up lying face down on the floor. But before you accuse me of committing assault in a foreign country. And expect me to be on an episode of "Locked Up Abroad"... Let's rewind for a minute... And I'll explain how...