Full on crisis ahead…

You know what's f****d up? Walking on the beach to escape the chaos of life... ...Only to see a sand-infested nightmare... This sand-infested nightmare is like a horror movie scene. And this horror scene happens every time I go to the beach. In fact, it happens on every beach everywhere every single day. Horror movie? On the beach? Every day? You heard me right Reader... Kids and drunk people covered in sand. Now you might think I'm losing my sh!t over nothing but stick with me here for a...